Cats

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I have two cats. Leo Alejandro Cordova and Loewena Maria Contessa

sexy cats ** I will shoot anyone who does not like cats ** Cats are the ancient kings

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PLEASE LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY, HOW MANY CATS ARE THERE??? what the fish? where's the cat?

MY CATS ARE VERY FAT BUT TOO LAZY TO EAT

Cats can be meme as well.. remember LOLCATZ? "Can I has cheezeburger?"

The cat's eyes is just same like mine... wuuuuuu1237943082 Cats are cute.. In some ways. they also carry lots of germs.. They are always with us when we are happy, sad, etc.. Btw, I have a cat too.. One interesting thing about my cat is that he loves to eat chicken so much especially Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC)..hehe...just same like me..;)

talking bout cat's WEIRD appetite, my mom used to tell me bout her EX.cats.. (i think it reached 17 of them..impressive, isn't it? ok....moving on..) well, normally cats are synonim with fish as their most "wanted', most 'precious', most 'desirable' and what not food.. BUT, my mother's EX-cats just LOVEd to eat C.U.C.U.M.B.E.R.S.... Some of you might already be wondering why i wrote "EX-cats", i guess... Well, the reason is that my late grandfather was so annoyed with all the cats as because of them, there was always cucumber shortage.. Plus, cucumber was also his favourite, he made a firm decision and kills all of the cats. so, that is the end of the cucumber-eating cats. ^^

//Facts About Cats//

//The love of cats is known as "Ailurophilia."// //A cat takes 20 to 40 breaths per minute.// //A cat’s urine gleams under black light.// //Humans have 30 vertebrae less than cats.// //You could try stroking a cat to relieve stress.// //A cat uses its tail to maintain balance.// //Unlike other animals, cats walk on their toes.// //A cat is unable to taste sweet.// //The average cat litter consists of 2 to 6 kittens.// //There are more bones in a cat’s body compared to a human’s. A cat has 230 while a human has 206.// //A cat’s heart beats at the rate of 110 to 140 beats per minute.// //A cat is able to gauge your mood. A change in your mood might result in a change in your cat’s mood too.// //A cat has 30 teeth, which consist of 12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines and 4 molars.// //When a cat is frightened, the hair on its body stands up fairly evenly.// //When the hair stands up only in a narrow band along the tail and the spine, it is an indication that the cat is ready to attack.// //Unlike dogs and humans, the cat is unable to move its jaws side to side, or laterally. The only motion that a cat’s jaw performs is up and down.// //A cat’s whiskers, eyes and ears will tell you the cat’s mood.//

More Fact On Cats //Do you know that before cats drink something, they would taste the drinks with their lips?// I often wonder why my cat would dipped her mouth to the water before she drank. I always thought that she had a mild case of eyesight problem that she could not judge the distance of the water with herself. It was not until I read a book about cats that I realize the importance for cats to dipped their lips to the water before they drank it. Cats that have a nostrail problem (like flu) would tend to do this as they were unable to smell their food or drinks. So the next time that you see your cat dipping his or her mouth into a bowl of milk, it is a sign that they might be having a flu. So off to the vet, my friend!!!


 * The Historical Cat**

The cat species began over 30 million years ago with the Saber-toothed tiger, which hunted deer, antelope, horses and buffalo. It became extinct 11,000 years ago.

Imperial Palace Of Kyoto, Japan In the year A.D. 999, a white cat imported from China gave birth to five pure white kittens. Moved by this unusual event, the Emperor decreed that these charming animals be brought up with as much care and attention as if they were infant princes.

Law Of Manu In Orthodox Hinduism, it is specified "He who has killed a cat must withdraw to the middle of the forest and there dedicate himself to the life of the animals around him until he is purified."

Kadis This ancient Nubian word is thought to be the origin of the word cat.

Herodotus The writings of Herodotus, a Greek historian who lived around 500 B.C., tell us that the Greeks were the first to import Egyptian cats for the purpose of protecting their harvests from rodents. They had to go to Egypt and steal the cats because the Egyptians refused to let them go, which resulted in a series of diplomatic incidents.

Grand Coulee Dam This structure was built with the help of a small white cat. Unable to thread a cable through 500 feet of drainage pipe, engineers tied one end to the cat's tail and placed her in the pipe, and she brought it through, thus solving a major engineering problem.

Egyptian Cats During the reign of the great cat goddess, Bast, cats were given the very best care their owner could afford. Sick cats were treated with the care usually only given to children. They were adorned with jeweled collars, and pendants were hung about their necks with silver, bronze, or golden chains. Sometimes the ears would be pierced to hold gold earrings or jeweled studs. When a cat died the whole family went into mourning and shaved off their eyebrows as a mark of respect for the beloved pet.

Freyja The Nordic goddess of love and fertility is depicted riding in a chariot drawn by gray cats. Farmers would leave out offerings of fresh milk for her cats, hoping to ensure good crops and protection from bad weather.

Bible There is no mention of cats in the Bible. Scholars think this is because cats were worshipped in Egypt at that time, and the cat was deliberately left out of the scriptures to make sure those rival gods did not tempt people back to old religions. hfghfgfgf

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